being awesome

I'm in Vegas at an accounting conference. Before I left I said to more than 1 person: accountants totally know how to party. That's why we do our conferences in Vegas. Yeah. That's a cool thing to say. You want the truth though? Because you can't see any flaws in that statement right? It's super weird to be 32 and alone in Vegas, there's no partying going on here. Unless you count the Blue Moon I had with my club sandwich at the Flamingo's diner while eating dinner alone. I'm counting it.
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So I'm sitting in my hotel room watching the Bellagio water show out my window while catching up on work emails.
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Tomorrow things should improve though. Matt flies in at 12, the conference ends at 3, 1 have 2 free drink coupons I need to cash in before I leave the Flamingo and 2 more waiting for us for when we check in to the MGM.
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Before I sign off here's a top 5 list of awesome stuff I've seen in Vegas while walking around alone, observing the world this week:

5. School aged kids.
4. Donny Osmond.
3. An adult man dressed as Spider man.
2. School aged kids.
1. A woman in an electric wheelchair wheeling through the casino with a cigarette in 1 hand and a beer in the other. Driving, not straight, with the palm of her hand.