Sometimes I wish they couldn't talk.

In the car today...

Annie: Mom, are my legs fat?

Me: NO! Your legs are perfect!

Annie: No, they're fat.

Charlie: Everyone's legs are fat at the top. Mine are fat too. Mom's are the fattest. Mom's are really, really fat.

Did you really need to put 2 "reallys" in there Charlie? Like I don't already have a complex.