While changing Charlie's diaper (because yes, he's 100% back into diapers and refusing any talk of ever using the potty again, don't get me started on how badly I want to scream at him for being like this)...
Charlie: Is this Annie's butt cream?
Me: Yes it is.
Charlie: Is it for when her bottom turns red?
My inner dialogue: My son is so smart. Where does he learn this? I'm going to have to look into getting him into kindergarten in the fall, he's a frickin' genius.
Charlie: Do you know what color my bottom is sometimes?
My inner dialogue: Oh boy. May have gotten ahead of myself.
Charlie: It's green! Sometimes it's green with red spots.
My inner dialogue: He may not be the smartest 2 year old but at least he's funny...
Me: OK kiddo. Let's go make some breakfast. Enough bun talk.
2 comments:
Mine is sometimes rainbow colored with fruity pebbles on it.
A friend of mine has a 3 year old boy who told him he didn't plan to be potty trained until he was 30. He doesn't know what 30 is, but he sure sounds like he knows what he's talking about! I think it's hilarious. Probably because I'm not potty training yet...
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